Food That Doesn't Make You Gay
Our Story
A return to the land. A return to real food.
Tallow Topia began with one simple truth:
Our great-grandparents ate better than we do.
Their beef was yellow-fat.
Their milk was raw.
Their eggs had orange yolks.
And they had more energy, clearer minds, and stronger bodies.
We looked around at modern food, the pills, the plastics, the seed oils, the corn-fed mystery meat, and decided we'd had enough.
Tallow Topia is our return point.
A utopia of real food. A place where everything is grass-fed, pasture-raised, raw, natural, and proudly old-country.
What We Offer
Real food, the way your ancestors ate it.
Grass-Fed Beef
Yellow-fat beef from cattle raised on pasture, never feedlots. The way your great-grandparents ate it.
Raw Milk
Unpasteurized, unhomogenized milk from grass-fed cows. Real dairy, the way nature intended.
Pasture-Raised Chicken
Chickens that roam free, eat bugs and grass, and live like chickens should.
Pasture-Raised Eggs
Orange-yolked eggs from chickens that see the sun and eat real food.
Our Promise
What makes Tallow Topia different.
Grass-Fed Only
No feedlots. No corn. No soy. Just grass, sunshine, and the way nature intended.
Raw Dairy
Unpasteurized, unhomogenized. Real milk with all its natural enzymes and nutrients intact.
Zero Feedlot Animals
Every animal lives on pasture. No factory farms. No cramped cages.
No Soy, No Seed Oils, No Man Titties
We don't feed our animals processed junk, and we don't sell it either.
Why Buy From Us?
Because your grocery store is ripping you off and feeding you garbage.
Cheaper Than Your Local Grocery Store
Your grocery store is adding a 50% markup because they can. We cut out the middleman and go straight from the farm to your door. No Whole Foods tax. No "organic" price gouging. Just real food at real prices.
We Actually Check the Farms
We don't just trust a label. We visit every farm. We check that the beef fat is yellow (not white from corn). We make sure they're not feeding soy to animals (because soy makes everything soft). If it doesn't meet our standards, we don't sell it.
You're Buying Groceries Anyway
You're already spending money on food. Why not spend it on food that doesn't make you weak, tired, and dependent on Big Pharma? We deliver the best food straight to your door. Same price, better quality, no man titties.
Say No to Bill Gates Farms
Join the movement. Stop buying from farms that take shortcuts, destroy fields, and answer to billionaires who've never touched dirt. Every order is a vote for real farmers, real food, and a return to the way things should be.
Join the Waitlist
Be the first to know when we start taking orders. Real food, delivered to your door.
Join the Waitlist
Be the first to know when we start taking orders. Real food, delivered to your door.